do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

Title: We Pull These Jobs To Make A Little Money (No One Gets Hurt If They Don't Act Funny)
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin, Elena/Leon, Gwen/Lancelot, Freya/Will, past Leon/Morgana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Arthur and his friends have been making their money this way for years. It's all they know and they're good enough to get away with it. Merlin grudgingly works in a bank, wishing his days away. Their worlds collide and everything changes.
Notes: I started this fic so long ago, after my MP3 player hit me with Scooby Snacks by the Fun Lovin' Criminals, and I thought 'bank robbers of the round table!!' (Title is from that song.) There was no one I could bug into writing it for me, so this was born. Endless thanks to eldee and tourdefierce for reading through this for me. Equal thanks to my dear flist who have put up with me talking about this fic for longer than I ever imagined it would take me to write it.
Word Count: ~49k
Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin. I don't know anything about bank robbery.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Or read in one part at AO3 here

Title: Taking Time
Pairing: Merlin/Gwaine
Rating: NC17
Summary: Merlin has a challenge for Gwaine, and Gwaine is more than willing to rise to it.
Content Notes: Established D/s, (so much omg) object insertion/arse play, size kink, a wee bit of consent play, and a vague hint of medical kink.
Notes: Set in the same 'verse as (Safe) Words and A Force When We're Together. Please heed the warnings. If it needs saying, you can rest assured I don't own these characters. Thanks to marguerite_26 for the beta.
Word Count: ~5800

or read here @ a03


( Taking Time )

Title: Stumble Into Faith
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R
Summary: Set in S1. Arthur returns from a deadly mission, and Merlin is concerned.
Notes: About a million years ago, nuclearsugars asked for vein kink. She got 5k of feelings, with a dash of vein kink. I'M SORRY OK. Lots of feelings. Thanks to ella_bane for the beta.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing, etc etc.
Wordcount: ~4500

Or read here @ ao3


( stumble into faith )

Title: Simple Pleasures
Pairing: Gwaine/Leon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sequel/sextra to Rag Water, Bitters and Blue Ruin, set a year or so after that fic ends, so it has less addiction and angst, and more porn.
Notes: (Belated, waaaah, sorry) Happy Birthday to isisanubis. You are a treasure ♥
Word Count: ~1100
Disclaimer Nope, still not.

( simple pleasures )

Title: Size Isn't Everything (Except When It Is)
Pairing: Gwaine/Percival
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Gwaine is bored and likes a challenge. Percival is definitely a challenge. (Pft, ignore this. Shameless PWP.)
Content Notes: Set just post-S3. Size kink, really ridiculous levels of stamina, snowballing, spanking, orgasm denial, felching, blink-and-you'll-miss-it breathplay, talk of but no actual: gangbang, bondage. Did I mention the really ridiculous stamina? Repost from KMM here.
Thanks to isisanubis for the beta.
Word Count: ~6000


( pornpornpooooorn )

Writing to a deadline = deanon on all the things!!

Title: You Burn, In Me
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Summary: Merlin meets one of Arthur's requests. (Re-post from here on KMM)
Content Notes: Consensual face-slapping, shades of D/s, a hint of a fetish for (leather) gloves
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit
Word Count: ~2800


( You Burn, In Me )

Title: The Way To A Man's Heart (And All That Jazz)
Pairing/Characters: Arthur/Gwaine, Freya/Merlin, Leon, Percy, Elena, pretty much the whole gang in a minor capacity.
Rating: NC17
Word Count: ~8800
Summary: Arthur learns that sometimes blind dates – even unexpected, unwanted ones with Merlin's friends – work out. Eventually. (Written for gwaine_quest for the prompt of 'modern AU, Gwaine is a chef and Arthur berates his cooking')
Warnings/Content Notes: Slightly drunken sex, bickering, tormenting Merlin (who deserves it, probably), plus a tense I never usually write in, so that was interesting.
Author's Notes: So this wanted to be a 20k epic with actual plot but I ran out of time. This bit stands alone but a sequel is underway. Thanks to isisanubis for the beta ♥
Disclaimer: The characters depicted belong to Shine and the BBC. No profit is being made.


( The Way To A Man's Heart )

Title: A Sorcerer, A King, and Their Knight
Pairing: Arthur/Gwaine/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pretty much just DP porn. But they have a metric ton of feelings each if that helps.
Content Notes: Canon future-fic, established polyamory, double penetration
Word Count: 5.5k
Note: Thank you to hardticket for the beta
Disclaimer: Not mine

( A Sorcerer, A King, and Their Knight )


Christmas is for porn, right? Right!

Title: Ruffled (1/1)
Pairing: Merlin/Uther
Rating: R
Summary: Uther has a panty fetish. Merlin just happens to wear female underwear. (Repost from here at kinkme_merlin)
Content Notes: Modern AU, cross-dressing, age difference. At KMM, I tagged this as dub-con because Merlin has had a few drinks and Uther is bossy.
Notes: Thanks to lolafeist and sheswatching for the beta work.
Word Count: 3.7k
Disclaimer: Not mine, not real

( Ruffled )

Title: A Force When We're Together
Pairing: Merlin/Gwaine
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes asking for it is the hardest part.
Content Notes: D/s, bondage, paddling, flogging, great big heart eyes.
Notes: Same 'verse as (Safe) Words, set some months earlier. Thanks to my lovely betas isisanubis and nu_breed
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing, heed the content notes.
Word Count: ~3600

( A Force When We're Together )