FIC: Warmth [chapter 5]
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leashy_bebesPart 5: Out Where the Night Bus Doesn't Run
Maybe PG now? The boys are drunk and sweary. Still preslash.
"Moony Moony Moonbeam McMoonerson?"
"What?"
"Just checking you're alive."
"Alive, yes. Sober, no."
"Good, good."
"Any particular reason you want me to be soused?"
"Soused?"
"Bladdered. Smashed. Out where the Night Bus doesn't run. Three sheets to the wind. Pissed. Inebriated and intoxicated and insensible. You know, drunk."
"Wow, it's like having my very own pet thesaurus."
"Haaaa."
"What was that?"
"Shut up. So. Drunk, and why you want me to be it. Explain."
"Just the principle of the thing. Always better than sober, isn't it?"
"They have groups for people like you, you know. Places you can go and – and steps, and things. Twelve of them."
"I got about one word in three, there."
"Well. Not bad, all things considered. It's Muggle stuff."
"You and your Muggles."
"This from the boy who wants a motorbike."
"Yeah, yeah."
"Where's the birthday boy?"
"Sleeping in the bath."
"Er – "
"S'alright, he has his clothes on and I let the water out."
"And left him there?"
"I'm not dragging his soggy arse all the way across the dorm."
"Such a caring and considerate friend you are, Padfoot."
"I am. Peter's in bed, by the way. Your bed, but it's still bed."
"Aw. My bed? Psh. I don't think I'm moving tonight anyway."
"You're really far gone, aren't you?"
"If you think so, then yes."
"Oi! What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's supposed to mean that if the bloke who once got so pissed he mistook Simmons from Ravenclaw for a girl thinks I'm far gone, then I am indeed probably pretty far gone."
"...when did I mistake Simmons for - oh! Ohhhh."
"What's the matter?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"Sure?"
"..."
"Sirius?"
"Moony?"
"Mmm?"
"You...have never really had a girlfriend."
"...true."
"And... I have never really had one either and I know why I haven't and I was wondering if the reason you haven't is the same reason that I haven't."
"Uhh. What?"
"Why haven't you ever had a girlfriend?"
"Because...they don't like me. Girls. They don't like me."
"They do. I've seen them perving on you. Yeah I have, don't give me that look."
"Padfoot – "
"What about that 'puff with the big smile, she obviously wants you?"
"I don't want her."
"No?"
"No. It's - complicated."
"So simplify, Moony."
"It's - the furry problem. I couldn't - do that - with someone who doesn't know. You know?"
"What? Why not?"
"Because - because - if they don't know that, then... It's so big, Padfoot, if they don't know that then how can they really know me?"
"And - what - someone has to know every little thing about you before you can shag them?"
"It's hardly a little thing. And anyway the scar is...right there. And obviously toothy."
"Can I see it?"
"...you've seen it before."
"Yeah."
"So what about you?"
"What about me?"
"Why do you break the hearts of your female admirers on such a regular basis?"
"Are - are you serious?"
"No, that would be you."
"Shut up, I mean - you really don't know?"
"I don't. Obviously, I've wondered if it's the poor personal hygiene, or maybe the - "
"Shut up, my hygiene is excellent."
"Fleas."
"Once. That happened once. Bet I caught them from Moony, anyway."
"Oh, please. Moony doesn't exist long enough to catch fleas."
"Yeah, yeah. Guilty conscience?"
"Not in the slightest. So come on, then. If it's not the fleas, and it's presumably not to fan the flames of your ego - "
"I have you to do that for me."
"Well, quite. So, what is it then? Do you just like seeing women cry?"
"Shut up! They rarely cry."
"Not since Louisa in fourth year. Poor cow."
"Oh Godric. Do you have a record of every time I've knocked a girl back?"
"Not every time. I do have to make room for the little things like school work and meals and breathing."
"Tosser. So. All that, and you really don't know why I've never had a girl?"
"Nope. Care to enlighten me?"
"I don't - like girls."
"You like Lily well enough."
"Shh. That's a secret. Anyway, I don't fancy her, is the point I'm trying to make."
"Umm...what?"
"Fucking hell, you're making this difficult."
"...oh!"
"Got it?"
"I...think so. You, um - you never mistook Simmons for a girl, did you?"
"Of course I didn't."
"So you - you're - you like boys."
"...yes. The word is gay, Moony."
"...why didn't you tell me this before?"
"...you walked in on me kissing a boy. I didn't think it really needed saying after that."
"I suppose. So - you and Simmons. Are you - You know. Is he your boyfriend?"
"No! No, no. I was pretty pissed that night. Just not pissed enough to think he was a girl."
"Blimey."
"You're not - are you angry?"
"Noooo. Don't be daft."
"But I thought – alright. Never mind."
"Never mind wha'?"
"Nothing, Moony. Honest."
"Mmmm."
"You alright?"
"Sleepy."
"Bed?"
"Peter is there."
"Blanket and sleep in the common room?"
"Mmm, please."
"Accio blanket. There you go."
"Thank you."
"My pleasure. Sleep well, Moony."
"..."
Maybe PG now? The boys are drunk and sweary. Still preslash.
"Moony Moony Moonbeam McMoonerson?"
"What?"
"Just checking you're alive."
"Alive, yes. Sober, no."
"Good, good."
"Any particular reason you want me to be soused?"
"Soused?"
"Bladdered. Smashed. Out where the Night Bus doesn't run. Three sheets to the wind. Pissed. Inebriated and intoxicated and insensible. You know, drunk."
"Wow, it's like having my very own pet thesaurus."
"Haaaa."
"What was that?"
"Shut up. So. Drunk, and why you want me to be it. Explain."
"Just the principle of the thing. Always better than sober, isn't it?"
"They have groups for people like you, you know. Places you can go and – and steps, and things. Twelve of them."
"I got about one word in three, there."
"Well. Not bad, all things considered. It's Muggle stuff."
"You and your Muggles."
"This from the boy who wants a motorbike."
"Yeah, yeah."
"Where's the birthday boy?"
"Sleeping in the bath."
"Er – "
"S'alright, he has his clothes on and I let the water out."
"And left him there?"
"I'm not dragging his soggy arse all the way across the dorm."
"Such a caring and considerate friend you are, Padfoot."
"I am. Peter's in bed, by the way. Your bed, but it's still bed."
"Aw. My bed? Psh. I don't think I'm moving tonight anyway."
"You're really far gone, aren't you?"
"If you think so, then yes."
"Oi! What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's supposed to mean that if the bloke who once got so pissed he mistook Simmons from Ravenclaw for a girl thinks I'm far gone, then I am indeed probably pretty far gone."
"...when did I mistake Simmons for - oh! Ohhhh."
"What's the matter?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"Sure?"
"..."
"Sirius?"
"Moony?"
"Mmm?"
"You...have never really had a girlfriend."
"...true."
"And... I have never really had one either and I know why I haven't and I was wondering if the reason you haven't is the same reason that I haven't."
"Uhh. What?"
"Why haven't you ever had a girlfriend?"
"Because...they don't like me. Girls. They don't like me."
"They do. I've seen them perving on you. Yeah I have, don't give me that look."
"Padfoot – "
"What about that 'puff with the big smile, she obviously wants you?"
"I don't want her."
"No?"
"No. It's - complicated."
"So simplify, Moony."
"It's - the furry problem. I couldn't - do that - with someone who doesn't know. You know?"
"What? Why not?"
"Because - because - if they don't know that, then... It's so big, Padfoot, if they don't know that then how can they really know me?"
"And - what - someone has to know every little thing about you before you can shag them?"
"It's hardly a little thing. And anyway the scar is...right there. And obviously toothy."
"Can I see it?"
"...you've seen it before."
"Yeah."
"So what about you?"
"What about me?"
"Why do you break the hearts of your female admirers on such a regular basis?"
"Are - are you serious?"
"No, that would be you."
"Shut up, I mean - you really don't know?"
"I don't. Obviously, I've wondered if it's the poor personal hygiene, or maybe the - "
"Shut up, my hygiene is excellent."
"Fleas."
"Once. That happened once. Bet I caught them from Moony, anyway."
"Oh, please. Moony doesn't exist long enough to catch fleas."
"Yeah, yeah. Guilty conscience?"
"Not in the slightest. So come on, then. If it's not the fleas, and it's presumably not to fan the flames of your ego - "
"I have you to do that for me."
"Well, quite. So, what is it then? Do you just like seeing women cry?"
"Shut up! They rarely cry."
"Not since Louisa in fourth year. Poor cow."
"Oh Godric. Do you have a record of every time I've knocked a girl back?"
"Not every time. I do have to make room for the little things like school work and meals and breathing."
"Tosser. So. All that, and you really don't know why I've never had a girl?"
"Nope. Care to enlighten me?"
"I don't - like girls."
"You like Lily well enough."
"Shh. That's a secret. Anyway, I don't fancy her, is the point I'm trying to make."
"Umm...what?"
"Fucking hell, you're making this difficult."
"...oh!"
"Got it?"
"I...think so. You, um - you never mistook Simmons for a girl, did you?"
"Of course I didn't."
"So you - you're - you like boys."
"...yes. The word is gay, Moony."
"...why didn't you tell me this before?"
"...you walked in on me kissing a boy. I didn't think it really needed saying after that."
"I suppose. So - you and Simmons. Are you - You know. Is he your boyfriend?"
"No! No, no. I was pretty pissed that night. Just not pissed enough to think he was a girl."
"Blimey."
"You're not - are you angry?"
"Noooo. Don't be daft."
"But I thought – alright. Never mind."
"Never mind wha'?"
"Nothing, Moony. Honest."
"Mmmm."
"You alright?"
"Sleepy."
"Bed?"
"Peter is there."
"Blanket and sleep in the common room?"
"Mmm, please."
"Accio blanket. There you go."
"Thank you."
"My pleasure. Sleep well, Moony."
"..."
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Date: 2009-02-21 08:39 pm (UTC)LOL to Sirius having fleas - I dunno why, but I always find that so funny.
(First comment? Yes? Yes?)
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Date: 2009-02-21 08:42 pm (UTC)It will start spinning when he wakes/sobers up. And not just from the hangover haha. Poor Remus, he missed a very important part of that conversation.
Me too with the flea humour! I don't know why that is so amusing.
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Date: 2009-02-21 09:02 pm (UTC)Poor Remus indeed! I hope he catches on soon, though. Does James know yet? I always LOVE reading his reactions to them...oh, James. (I have an over abundance of James love today, it would seem.)
I think its so amusing because its such a simple thing which humiliates and annoys Sirius haha
AH!! I just almost posted this with a TIRN journal...saved it last minute! That would have been awkward. Phew.
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Date: 2009-02-21 09:10 pm (UTC)Haha, I don't have nearly enough brain power to involve more than 2 people in a dialogue only fic so James is happily oblivious. There is no such thing as too much James love, by the way. Not scientifically possibly.
No, it would have been unspeakably COOL and made my day. Because I am loser of quite epic proportions ;)
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Date: 2009-02-21 09:30 pm (UTC)Hah. Eloise would've had a coronary. Of course, I probablly would've too because then everyone would have KNOWN that the particular character was mine and one of our sekrits would have been reveled! DOOM!
And you're not a loser of epic proportions. Losers of epic proportions are ones that go to the post office and give them instructions to RING ME DIRECTLY when my package arrives...bwahahah!
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Date: 2009-02-21 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-21 11:10 pm (UTC)PS- I feel like maybe our TiRN alter-egos are not quite as a big a secret as we sometimes think they are...
PPS- I promise that I am not constantly oppressing Georgie.
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Date: 2009-02-21 11:21 pm (UTC)And its true, she really never oppresses me at all... ;-)
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Date: 2009-02-22 12:53 am (UTC)As your oppression clearly has positve outcomes, feel free to continue ;)
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Date: 2009-02-21 11:18 pm (UTC)Can't wait for that awkward morning after! :D
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Date: 2009-02-22 10:37 am (UTC)Haha, I am looking forward to writing the awkward morning after, because I am kinda mean.
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Date: 2009-02-23 12:25 am (UTC)Remus, of course, has to speak grammatically even when drunk. Sloshed. Pissed. 3 sheets to the wind.
Soo, Sirius got him drunk so he felt safe revealing his secret. Sorry bloke, Remus will remember every word the next morning. I'm guessing.
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Date: 2009-02-23 10:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-24 03:26 am (UTC)You write their wit and banter with a special ease that isn't often seen.
And you leave me wanting more! :D
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Date: 2009-02-25 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 12:58 am (UTC)And I LOVED this:
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"Can I see it?"
"...you've seen it before."'
Ooooooh.
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Date: 2009-02-27 12:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-22 04:59 pm (UTC)And about this fic. I love it! You write dialogue so well it makes me jealous. Why I can't write so well? :( I can always tell who is talking. And I love these boys. Oh, Remus is so oblivious in this part. I want to read the awkward morning-after too! It's fun to read awkward conversations. :D
And yay for Sirius coming out from the closet! :)
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Date: 2009-07-27 08:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-27 01:05 am (UTC)Aww, please tell me your gonna continue it! I cant wait to see how it plays out. Your Sirius and Remus are so cute together.
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Date: 2009-07-27 08:27 am (UTC)Yeah, I will finish this at some point, probably another couple of parts.