leashy_bebes: (badasses of the round table)
2012-09-02 09:27 pm

We Pull These Jobs To Make A Little Money (No One Gets Hurt If They Don't Act Funny) - masterpost

Title: We Pull These Jobs To Make A Little Money (No One Gets Hurt If They Don't Act Funny)
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin, Elena/Leon, Gwen/Lancelot, Freya/Will, past Leon/Morgana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Arthur and his friends have been making their money this way for years. It's all they know and they're good enough to get away with it. Merlin grudgingly works in a bank, wishing his days away. Their worlds collide and everything changes.
Notes: I started this fic so long ago, after my MP3 player hit me with Scooby Snacks by the Fun Lovin' Criminals, and I thought 'bank robbers of the round table!!' (Title is from that song.) There was no one I could bug into writing it for me, so this was born. Endless thanks to [livejournal.com profile] eldee and [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce for reading through this for me. Equal thanks to my dear flist who have put up with me talking about this fic for longer than I ever imagined it would take me to write it.
Word Count: ~49k
Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin. I don't know anything about bank robbery.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5


Or read in one part at AO3 here
leashy_bebes: (stock [moderation is for wimps])
2012-06-21 07:14 pm

fic: Sativa In Bloom (Or, How Gwaine Met Merlin and Everything Went Up In Smoke)

Title: Sativa in Bloom (Or, How Gwaine Met Merlin And Everything Went Up In Smoke)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Merlin/Gwaine
Word Count: 24178
Content Notes: Weed smoking, underage drinking, UST like whoa. They drive stoned a bunch of times if that bothers you.
Summary: Merlin likes weed. Gwaine likes Merlin. Step 3 is obvious, right? (American AU.)
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] nuclearsugars for various bits of advice (and also for a title that wasn't "Romancing The Stoner" - you don't know how close I came, seriously), and [livejournal.com profile] eldee for the beta.
Disclaimer: The characters depicted herein belong to Shine and BBC. I make no profit from this endeavor.

Read here on AO3

This is a de-anon from [livejournal.com profile] hs_merlin 2012 and unless anyone has a particular yen to read it on LJ, I'll just keep this post for linking to the AO3 post. Because ughhh, character post limits.
leashy_bebes: (merlin/gwaine [now kiiiiiss])
2012-04-14 05:40 pm

fic: Taking Time

Title: Taking Time
Pairing: Merlin/Gwaine
Rating: NC17
Summary: Merlin has a challenge for Gwaine, and Gwaine is more than willing to rise to it.
Content Notes: Established D/s, (so much omg) object insertion/arse play, size kink, a wee bit of consent play, and a vague hint of medical kink.
Notes: Set in the same 'verse as (Safe) Words and A Force When We're Together. Please heed the warnings. If it needs saying, you can rest assured I don't own these characters. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26 for the beta.
Word Count: ~5800

or read here @ a03


Taking Time )
leashy_bebes: (eoin ruins lives [with his face])
2012-04-11 10:46 am

fic: Worth A Cheer (1/1)

Title: Worth a Cheer
Pairing: Gwaine/Percival
Rating: NC17
Summary: Modern AU. The first time Percy meets Gwaine, he's wearing a cheerleader's skirt and not much else. After that, certain things are inevitable.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] badjujuboo who, as well as being generally lovely, linked to the picture of the skirt in question and pleaded for fic. Who am I to disoblige? Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] isisanubis for the beta.
Word Count: ~2600

Or read on ao3


worth a cheer )
leashy_bebes: (a/m [hearts in their eyes])
2012-04-09 08:22 pm

fic: Stumble Into Faith (1/1)

Title: Stumble Into Faith
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R
Summary: Set in S1. Arthur returns from a deadly mission, and Merlin is concerned.
Notes: About a million years ago, [livejournal.com profile] nuclearsugars asked for vein kink. She got 5k of feelings, with a dash of vein kink. I'M SORRY OK. Lots of feelings. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ella_bane for the beta.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing, etc etc.
Wordcount: ~4500

Or read here @ ao3


stumble into faith )
leashy_bebes: (arthur/gwaine [worth dying for])
2012-04-03 02:01 am

fic: How Not To Be A Prude (1/1)

Title: How Not To Be A Prude
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Gwaine, background Elyan/Merlin
Content Notes: crossdressing (underwear – also you should see here for a NSFW visual aid if you like), really brief mention of bondage, object insertion, threesomes.
Summary: Modern AU. After a conversation with Elyan and Merlin, Gwaine teases Arthur about his prudish tendencies. Arthur decides to prove him wrong and maybe learns a thing or two about himself along the way. (Don't be fooled. Thar be porn.)
Word Count: ~2600
Disclaimer: Not mine, alas. Unbeta'd and possibly a bit rough. Basically I have missed writing porn for the sake of porn.


how not to be a prude )
leashy_bebes: (being human [hug party!])
2012-03-18 02:12 am

fic: Simple Pleasures

Title: Simple Pleasures
Pairing: Gwaine/Leon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sequel/sextra to Rag Water, Bitters and Blue Ruin, set a year or so after that fic ends, so it has less addiction and angst, and more porn.
Notes: (Belated, waaaah, sorry) Happy Birthday to [personal profile] isisanubis. You are a treasure ♥
Word Count: ~1100
Disclaimer Nope, still not.

simple pleasures )
leashy_bebes: (gwen [calm])
2012-03-05 11:54 am

ficlet: Untameable

Title: Untameable
Pairing: Gwen/Leon
Rating: NC-17 (although it's not amaaazingly explicit, and could probably pass for a hard R. Maybe?)
Summary: It's the most dangerous place in the world to be, but she feels safe in his arms.
Content notes: Future fic, infidelity. Written as a comment-fill on KMM here because an anon typo'd about the 'Gwen/Leon' arc and I had this half written already.
Word Count: 775

Read more... )
leashy_bebes: (gwaine [hand porn])
2012-03-02 12:06 pm

fic: Size Isn't Everything (Except When It Is)

Title: Size Isn't Everything (Except When It Is)
Pairing: Gwaine/Percival
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Gwaine is bored and likes a challenge. Percival is definitely a challenge. (Pft, ignore this. Shameless PWP.)
Content Notes: Set just post-S3. Size kink, really ridiculous levels of stamina, snowballing, spanking, orgasm denial, felching, blink-and-you'll-miss-it breathplay, talk of but no actual: gangbang, bondage. Did I mention the really ridiculous stamina? Repost from KMM here.
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] isisanubis for the beta.
Word Count: ~6000


pornpornpooooorn )
leashy_bebes: (morgana [why is this happening?!])
2012-03-02 01:36 am

ficlet: Dark Places For Remembering

Title: Dark Places For Remembering
Pairing: Arthur/Morgana
Rating: PG-13
Summary: During her short reign, Morgana sleeps in her brother's bed. Written for a KMM fill here.
Content notes: Incest in the form of a couple of kisses before they knew the truth, and incest-flavoured thoughts.
Word Count: ~500 words


dark places for remembering )
leashy_bebes: (merlin/arthur [destiny and firelight])
2012-02-03 07:41 pm

fic: You Burn, In Me (1/1)

Writing to a deadline = deanon on all the things!!

Title: You Burn, In Me
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Summary: Merlin meets one of Arthur's requests. (Re-post from here on KMM)
Content Notes: Consensual face-slapping, shades of D/s, a hint of a fetish for (leather) gloves
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit
Word Count: ~2800


You Burn, In Me )
leashy_bebes: (badasses of the round table)
2012-02-03 11:07 am

fic: Held Fast, Made Safe (1/1)

Title: Held Fast, Made Safe
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur(/Percival)
Summary: Percival would do anything for his king. No, really. Anything. (Written for the prompt "Percival holds Arthur down while Merlin fucks him" at KMM and originally posted here
Content Notes: Dub-con of the fairies-made-them-do-it variety, restraint (the holding down part), possibly established A/M.
Disclaimer: Not mine, not profiting from le porn.
Word Count: ~4300
Thanks to [personal profile] isisanubis for the beta.



Held Fast, Made Safe )
leashy_bebes: (arthur/gwaine [hey princess])
2012-01-31 12:49 pm

fic: The Way To A Man's Heart (And All That Jazz)

Title: The Way To A Man's Heart (And All That Jazz)
Pairing/Characters: Arthur/Gwaine, Freya/Merlin, Leon, Percy, Elena, pretty much the whole gang in a minor capacity.
Rating: NC17
Word Count: ~8800
Summary: Arthur learns that sometimes blind dates – even unexpected, unwanted ones with Merlin's friends – work out. Eventually. (Written for [livejournal.com profile] gwaine_quest for the prompt of 'modern AU, Gwaine is a chef and Arthur berates his cooking')
Warnings/Content Notes: Slightly drunken sex, bickering, tormenting Merlin (who deserves it, probably), plus a tense I never usually write in, so that was interesting.
Author's Notes: So this wanted to be a 20k epic with actual plot but I ran out of time. This bit stands alone but a sequel is underway. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] isisanubis for the beta ♥
Disclaimer: The characters depicted belong to Shine and the BBC. No profit is being made.


The Way To A Man's Heart )
leashy_bebes: (morgana [why is this happening?!])
2012-01-02 07:21 pm

fic: She's Such A Scream

Title: She's Such A Scream
Rating: R
Pairings: Morgana/Percival, Morgana/Elyan, Morgana/Gwaine, Morgana/Leon
Summary: AU where Morgana captures all of the knights and uses a Fomorroh to make them her sex slaves. Written for a prompt at [community profile] kinkme_merlin here
Content Notes: Non-con (mind control), reference to canon torture scene, spoilers.
Notes: Thanks to [personal profile] ella_bane for the beta.
Word Count: 585
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.

she's such a scream )
leashy_bebes: (ot3 [stop staring boys])
2011-12-26 12:16 am

fic: A Sorcerer, A King, and Their Knight

Title: A Sorcerer, A King, and Their Knight
Pairing: Arthur/Gwaine/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pretty much just DP porn. But they have a metric ton of feelings each if that helps.
Content Notes: Canon future-fic, established polyamory, double penetration
Word Count: 5.5k
Note: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] hardticket for the beta
Disclaimer: Not mine

A Sorcerer, A King, and Their Knight )


Christmas is for porn, right? Right!
leashy_bebes: (merlin/gwaine [defending his man])
2011-12-21 03:27 pm

fic: Not Dead Yet

Title: Not Dead Yet
Rating: R
Characters: Gwaine, Morgana, Helios, Elyan
Summary: Gwaine-centric gen-fic . My own little addendum to 4x12, so spoilers
Content Notes: Violence, threats of violence to others. Basically what was going on in the last ep. Nothing particularly graphic, I've rated it R for the threat more than anything else.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word Count: ~1000

Not Dead Yet )



Well that wasn't very festive, was it? Sorry, chaps.
leashy_bebes: (stock [moderation is for wimps])
2011-12-14 11:49 pm

fic: Ruffled (1/1)

Title: Ruffled (1/1)
Pairing: Merlin/Uther
Rating: R
Summary: Uther has a panty fetish. Merlin just happens to wear female underwear. (Repost from here at [community profile] kinkme_merlin)
Content Notes: Modern AU, cross-dressing, age difference. At KMM, I tagged this as dub-con because Merlin has had a few drinks and Uther is bossy.
Notes: Thanks to [personal profile] lolafeist and [personal profile] sheswatching for the beta work.
Word Count: 3.7k
Disclaimer: Not mine, not real

Ruffled )
leashy_bebes: (bradley [looking up])
2011-12-13 02:54 pm

fic: Sometimes Romance is Mandatory (1/1)

Title: Sometimes Romance Is Mandatory (1/1)
Pairing: Arthur/Gwaine
Rating: R
Summary: It doesn't matter that Merlin insists Arthur and Gwaine's relationship is a sign of the apocalypse, it's still been happening for six months, and that's worth marking.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hermette for the beta
Word Count: 4.8k
Disclaimer: Not mine, not real.

Sometimes Romance Is Mandatory )
leashy_bebes: (gwaine [hand porn])
2011-11-23 11:31 pm

fic: A Force When We're Together.

Title: A Force When We're Together
Pairing: Merlin/Gwaine
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes asking for it is the hardest part.
Content Notes: D/s, bondage, paddling, flogging, great big heart eyes.
Notes: Same 'verse as (Safe) Words, set some months earlier. Thanks to my lovely betas [personal profile] isisanubis and [personal profile] nu_breed
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing, heed the content notes.
Word Count: ~3600

A Force When We're Together )
leashy_bebes: (merlin [yay!])
2011-11-16 11:24 am

commentfic repost: The Freedom to Kneel

Title: The Freedom to Kneel
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Canon future-fic, the treaties are made and Camelot's gates are open to magic users from right across Albion. Receiving their loyalty doesn't go quite the way anyone expects.
Notes: So [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce said "PEOPLE SHOULD BOW TO MERLIN" and I said "WELL OKAY THEN." And this happened.
Disclaimer: Soooo not mine.
Word Count: 1600

The Freedom to Kneel )