do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

Title: A Sorcerer, A King, and Their Knight
Pairing: Arthur/Gwaine/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pretty much just DP porn. But they have a metric ton of feelings each if that helps.
Content Notes: Canon future-fic, established polyamory, double penetration
Word Count: 5.5k
Note: Thank you to hardticket for the beta
Disclaimer: Not mine

( A Sorcerer, A King, and Their Knight )


Christmas is for porn, right? Right!

GOD GUYS. THE FRESHER'S FLU IS BEYOND A JOKE NOW :((( Tomorrow I have to go on a three hour round trip just to attend a half hour meeting. Nothing like public transport when you want to DIE *cries*

So I feel, as we would say in this neck of the woods, rough as arseholes (yes, I am a very classy bird). As such I feel no shame in admitting that I've spent the whole day watching Indiana Jones, reading Terry Pratchett, sleeping, and writing porn. Yes. It's what Sundays were made for.

I don't know what it is about this ep that has made me too impatient to wait for anyone else to write fic. Lookit, I even used the alternate spelling of Gawain which I HATE.

SO, here is fic or something (I don't think it's really worthy of 'fic', and should be considered a collab between me and my cold medication).

Arthur/Merlin/Gwaine, NC17, ~650 words

( random threesome snippet )