MWAHAHA. I will get you, bb. I will get you. Also in a sexual way.
1. OF COURSE THEY ARE. What else should they do with their fine selves? (Porn, obviously.)
2. Hahaha, Merlin is just thinking 'fuck. yeah.' Not that he doesn't want to hold Arthur's hand and make him mix tapes and whatever, but as the man would say himself, it's Gwaine. Who, ahaha yeah, not one single solitary fuck was given by that man. Although, you know, Merlin is adorable and sexual irritation is basically the norm with him and Arthur. Two birds etc etc.
3. Ahahah oh man, Arthur/Gwaine would have the bitchiest sex in the world, I imagine. Honestly, I'm surprised they managed to stop arguing long enough to actually touch each other without Merlin running interference.
4. Ahahaha competitive fingering, bb. All for you. (I will take all of those things. And cherish them.)
5. MORE OF MY DAILY CONVERSATIONS NEED TO GO LIKE THIS. My life would improve immeasurably.
6. What, what? Hang on, the fluff is Arthur's fault, not mine. He just has all the feelings.
This is the ot3 of my heart, although I say that about everything Gwaine touches to be honest, so I am hardly impartial.
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Date: 2011-06-24 10:05 am (UTC)1. OF COURSE THEY ARE. What else should they do with their fine selves? (Porn, obviously.)
2. Hahaha, Merlin is just thinking 'fuck. yeah.' Not that he doesn't want to hold Arthur's hand and make him mix tapes and whatever, but as the man would say himself, it's Gwaine. Who, ahaha yeah, not one single solitary fuck was given by that man. Although, you know, Merlin is adorable and sexual irritation is basically the norm with him and Arthur. Two birds etc etc.
3. Ahahah oh man, Arthur/Gwaine would have the bitchiest sex in the world, I imagine. Honestly, I'm surprised they managed to stop arguing long enough to actually touch each other without Merlin running interference.
4. Ahahaha competitive fingering, bb. All for you. (I will take all of those things. And cherish them.)
5. MORE OF MY DAILY CONVERSATIONS NEED TO GO LIKE THIS. My life would improve immeasurably.
6. What, what? Hang on, the fluff is Arthur's fault, not mine. He just has all the feelings.
This is the ot3 of my heart, although I say that about everything Gwaine touches to be honest, so I am hardly impartial.
I LOVE YOUR FACE.