avengers not-a-fic, tony/human-because-reasons-jarvis, probably be rated r if it was an actual fic

So I saw THIS on tumblr and now I am writing a not-fic because what I am actually doing is stats. Honestly.

(btw, I'm sure this is obvious but JARVIS = AI, and Jarvis = Mr. Paul Hotass Bettany)

( cutting because this got unexpectedly long - not even kidding this is 2k of not-a-fic )

OKAY WOW ANGST SORRY. I accidentally made myself cry.

Now someone needs to write that properly.

We Pull These Jobs To Make A Little Money (No One Gets Hurt If They Don't Act Funny) - masterpost

Title: We Pull These Jobs To Make A Little Money (No One Gets Hurt If They Don't Act Funny)
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin, Elena/Leon, Gwen/Lancelot, Freya/Will, past Leon/Morgana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Arthur and his friends have been making their money this way for years. It's all they know and they're good enough to get away with it. Merlin grudgingly works in a bank, wishing his days away. Their worlds collide and everything changes.
Notes: I started this fic so long ago, after my MP3 player hit me with Scooby Snacks by the Fun Lovin' Criminals, and I thought 'bank robbers of the round table!!' (Title is from that song.) There was no one I could bug into writing it for me, so this was born. Endless thanks to eldee and tourdefierce for reading through this for me. Equal thanks to my dear flist who have put up with me talking about this fic for longer than I ever imagined it would take me to write it.
Word Count: ~49k
Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin. I don't know anything about bank robbery.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Or read in one part at AO3 here