Reason #374 to love Private Eye (and by association, Ian Hislop, obvs):

It's extreeeemely hot today. I really didn't find England very convincing earlier. I know they won and everything but ugh, I dunno, they didn't look great.
Also, this song? Is my soundtrack for the next five years. (I'll sell your heart to the junk man baby, for a buck, for a buck. If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch you're out of luck.)
And that's about all, I think.
It's extreeeemely hot today. I really didn't find England very convincing earlier. I know they won and everything but ugh, I dunno, they didn't look great.
Also, this song? Is my soundtrack for the next five years. (I'll sell your heart to the junk man baby, for a buck, for a buck. If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch you're out of luck.)
And that's about all, I think.