do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

I've not seen that film, but basically family policy seems to be marry early and marry often, so my oldest two (half) siblings could technically and legally be my parents. My mates think that's a way funner fact than it actually is :P

ps I am 13000 words into this James/Scorpius thing and I still feel like they're cheating on Teddy and Al.