The only time I ever tried to steal a traffic cone, it was so much heavier than I expected (I think it had a sandbag in the bottom, but at the time that was too much thinking for my brain to process). I dragged it about 10 yards and then had to abandon it, so I didn't so much steal a traffic cone as... slightly relocate one. Rebel, rebel.

It is. Although I fear his hair would be better in the same situation. Mine's a little bit bird's nest. Let's not even talk about the rings of yesterday's eyeliner