There are two! Basically equidistant from the campus (yes, I have calculated this). I don't know how they would be on you actually living there, but I'm sure they would give you leftovers. Incidentally, my bursary came through so I went to M&S today and I have experienced Penny Pigs for the first time. Extreme thumbs up!

I think Gryffindor badge would definitely qualify as common and bringing the institution into disrepute or some such high falutin' phrase that basically means 'common'.

I am generally terrible with boats and water, but I braved that and punting is indeed awesome. I have no idea how or why anyone ever graduates!